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The misadventures of the poo train
Dear Js,
So I haven’t figured out how to get you to poo. But I did somewhat figure out how to get you to agree to laxatives. You kept delaying, saying I’ll make it after dinner. I’ll go tomorrow. I’ll do it after bath time. …
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
Dear Js,i
The moment you’ve been waiting for finally happened. I bet you’ve been wondering, when’s this crazy old man finally going to run out of steam with his rambling letters?
Well today’s your lucky day. It finally happened. I ran out of steam. Some …
We fixed the dryer together (and it didn’t blow up)
Dear Js,
You know what sucks about being a parent? Not being able to quit. If you play a game and had enough, you can just walk off the field or court and say ok I’ve had enough. You can’t do that with kids. I …
“I want a different daddy” (+ the meaning of life + a golden ticket to unlimited opportunity)
Dear Js,
Wow, that’s a big promise in today’s title. The meaning of life? Yup. It’s here. I don’t think I’m exaggerating. The key word of that sentence is “meaning”. As in, whenever life elbows you to the floor, kicks dirt in your face and …