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I hate you

Dear Js,
Can I say that? I don’t know. It’s hard for a dad to say that. But even if I can’t say it, sometimes my body sure feels like I do. I mentioned it to mama and she gasped in a “How could you

Like a one-legged man in an ass- kicking contest

Dear Js,
I wrote a whole bunch of stuff over the last two weeks. But for some reason it got deleted. Serves me right for trusting a web-based text box again. I feel like Sisyphus. Like someone rolling a rock up a long hill, then

Happy girls’ day (birthday + Mother’s Day)

Dear J,
Happy birthday! You blew out the candle yourself: “fff ffff ppppnp fffff” Yay! Your brother offered to help but he didn’t have to.
Grandma/grandpa gave you a water table

You’d think that I’d try to be nice to you on your birthday. Mama