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The misadventures of the poo train

Dear Js,
So I haven’t figured out how to get you to poo. But I did somewhat figure out how to get you to agree to laxatives. You kept delaying, saying I’ll make it after dinner. I’ll go tomorrow. I’ll do it after bath time.

Just as long as you stand, stand by me

Dear Js,i
The moment you’ve been waiting for finally happened. I bet you’ve been wondering, when’s this crazy old man finally going to run out of steam with his rambling letters?
Well today’s your lucky day. It finally happened. I ran out of steam. Some

We fixed the dryer together (and it didn’t blow up)

Dear Js,
You know what sucks about being a parent? Not being able to quit. If you play a game and had enough, you can just walk off the field or court and say ok I’ve had enough. You can’t do that with kids. I

“I want a different daddy” (+ the meaning of life + a golden ticket to unlimited opportunity)

Dear Js,
Wow, that’s a big promise in today’s title. The meaning of life? Yup. It’s here. I don’t think I’m exaggerating. The key word of that sentence is “meaning”. As in, whenever life elbows you to the floor, kicks dirt in your face and